When notorious creep Dr Victor Frankenstein found himself short of a few friends up there in his spooky old castle, he decided to take matters into his own hands. He created the ultimate friend, patching him together from various ‘spare parts’ he had hanging around...
You’ve probably got the message by now, but keywords are, well, incredibly important. You simply cannot do without them. So here’s another article telling you how to make the most of these Very Important Things – this time with some help from your online forever...
At some point or another, most commercial enterprises will face this dilemma: go broad or go niche? Some, like Coca-Cola and Coldplay, opt for the former. Others, like Bon Iver and Etsy sellers, go for the latter. The Beatles are an example of someone who defied...
Get your mind out of the gutter – private pages have nothing to do with illicit material! (Although apparently there’s plenty of that on the internet if you care to go looking – not all of it search engine optimised, either.) Anyway, let’s keep it above board and...
As a general rule, cannibalism isn’t a great idea. You might get a reluctant pass if your jet plane happens to go down in the Andes; however, more often than not, you’ll get fast-tracked to jail instead. Fortunately, we’re not talking about real-life cannibalism today...